I just got a bill from the hospital from my visit when I broke my toe. It’s 845 dollar just to sign into the emergency room. Let that fucking sink in.

meaningless-hum:

commanderabutt:

cynically—colorblind:

"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."

I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.

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thanks to this beautiful person

i have learned you can be a slut

by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself

i am the biggest slut

(via automaxamore)

(Source: ravenstag-swag, via bloochikin)

Tags: Best

Tags: Selfie me

chubby-bunnies:

babyyyyfat:

redlipsmwauh:

Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire

 ME ME ME ME

real talk 

scrubsfordummies:

punchy-larue:

what was this show

a miracle 

(via 2000ish)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via hallamark)

Tags: Me

inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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(via pizza)

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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(via bizarreserenity)